...när du kan spara dem hos "Reincarnation bank". Fast varför finns det inte någon info om uttag, bara om insättning hmm...We all have some experience of a feeling, that comes over us occasionally, of what we are saying and doing, having been said and done before, in a remote time - of our having been surrounded, dim ages ago by the same faces, objects and circumstances.Seriositeten syns verkligen i de ToS som finns på sidan.
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Reincarnation bank offer a safe and secure management system for its clients - a place they can leave behind their assets and commodities for their return into the next life.
Terms and conditions.Så skynda och sätt in dina besparingar så du vet att du har tillgång till dem i nästa liv. Eller... vänta nu, hur bevisar jag att jag är jag?
1. No verbal or special arrangements shall be made to the live client or the deceased estate other than those embodied in this agreement.
2. The client or the client’s estate indemnifies 2i Limited, its directors or its agents against any claims arising in consequence of any or all deposits and investments in pursuance of this agreement.
3. No claim can be made prior to the age of majority, majority age being an age after the date of the clients demise. All claims may be subject to verification through regression.
Undra om det finns folk som går på sådant här, kanske garvar de som satt upp sidan hela vägen till banken i Gibraltar.
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